KATIE SCHNACK

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April 11, 2017

If I hear one more advertisement telling me to sign up for Blue Apron, I will punch a floret of organic purple broccoli right in the face.

Every podcast I subscribe to (which at last count is approximately 97,348), hurls Blue Apron at me with an aggressive fury.

Sure, ge...

April 6, 2017

You know the kind of day I am talking about.

The one where your baby is up all night, despite the fact you swore every parenting book said they sleep like perfect angels after the age of one.

Where you cry right along with that crazy baby as you make your way to the Star...

April 4, 2017

I need to talk about something gross. BIRTH. I am a publicist, and there literally is no PR spin you can put on this act to change the fact that it is a hot, crazy mess of a situation that is so far out of your control. But, read on for there is redemption at the end,...

February 9, 2017

I love the city of Memphis. There is something about the grit, the hustle and the laid back, creative and full-of-life human beings that inhabit it. Plus, Elvis, smoked meats, perfect weather, the gorgeous river, flowering trees and it is the 4th cheapest city to live...

December 24, 2015

Merry Christmas guys. Here is my latest at HelloGiggles about GROWING UP. It's a thing.

http://hellogiggles.com/adulting-going-home-for-holidays/

October 30, 2015

My most serious piece of journalism to date. ENJOY.

http://hellogiggles.com/5-reasons-deserve-pumpkin-spice-latte-today/

October 25, 2015

I have been with my husband, Kyle, since we were twelve. TWELVE, people.

I love and adore him, and am beyond grateful for our weird crazy love story. But I am also the first one to shout from the rooftop that marriage is not all kittens and rainbows. While I married the...

October 20, 2015

Happy to be published at HelloGiggles this week! 

You guys, one time Kyle and I thought it would be a great idea to move to NYC and live AND work from home out of a 400 sq ft apartment. With two cats. And a puppy.

This essay discusses this crazy time, and is a friendly r...

October 7, 2015

Honored to be published at XOJane this week!

It's not fun topic - miscarriage. Don't even want to say something quippy and cute about it because it just straight up real, heavy grief.

While my current baby is growing and doing just fine, there was the one before her that...

October 1, 2015

Guys being pregnant brings up about one million emotions. (THATS RIGHT FOLKS I AM GOING TO BIRTH A HUMAN).

Plus, growing a brain, can get a little exhausting.

Homored to be featured at Scary Mommy where I wrote about some of my fears about bringing a this beebee into thi...

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